Have yourself a merry little...

Harry Reid,

Merry Christmas. I know that in the past liberals have shunned that phrase. Trying to replace the phrase with the generic "Happy Holidays" or "Bah Humbug". However this year, I think that you will be more accepting.

I would like to bring you thanks for your gift to the American People. This was not an easy task. Like Santa, you have worked around the clock and through the night to make this possible. You have given America the largest Christmas Gift that you could bring, $2.5 trillion in spending over the next 10 years, government entitlements where there were none, and hope to illegals.

It is the gift that keeps on taking. We will get to start paying for out new gift after the holidays, even though we will not use any benefit for years.

It is with your gift that "We the People" will now be able to be accessory to the murder of out children regardless of personal belief. It is with your gift that individuals who choose to not purchase health care will now face a sort of "debtors prison". Never before has an individual had the benefit of choosing between prison and the doctor.

In our many thanks for imposing your will on us I must leave you with one final question. If the new health care coverage is so good and comprehensive, why is it that members of Congress and their families are exempt?

Hopefully in 2010, we will be able to reciprocate you overly generous gift. We would like to give you the gift of retirement and President Obama the gift of a Republican majority Congress. Now that is change you can believe in.

Your friend,

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas