Dear Liberals,
Thank you for taking the time to create a society where not only are people not responsible for their actions, but are given extra consideration for them. The inability to call a spade a spade does not promote anything. Your mollycoddling of society only benefits your own justification to exist.
Political correctness is one example of your over protection. The "War on Terror" had to be changed to an "Over Seas Contigency Operation." "Terrorism" is now called "Man Caused Disaster". Criminals are treated like the victim. This Political Correctness is neither Political nor Correct. I suggest that we replace Political Correctness with Politically Accurate.
To try to better explain how your actions are not positive I will use Politically Accurate Nursery Rhymes to speak on your level and explain what is REALLY happening today.
London Bridge is falling down,
falling down,
falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
and it is estimated the the Federal Recovery Act will have created or saved 4 million jobs repairing it over the next 3 years,
my fair lady
The was an old woman who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
she attempted to use the government provided health care was put on a 6 month waiting list to be seen by a doctor and tried home remedies in the meantime,
I guess she'll die
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe;
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then applied for government assistance now you and I feed, cloth, and educate her children with our tax dollars
In short, please leave the important decisions to those who can and are willing to make them. Though decisions need though leaders not community organizers.
Your friend,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
The People Have Spoken
Dear President Obama,
Yesterday’s elections proved that your approval and public support is dropping faster than Bill Clinton’s pants. You are desperately trying to define your administration as the bringers of change. Through all of your past days the “Right Wing Nuts” have spouted time and time again how you have failed. However, I would like to point out one good thing that you have done. You have united the Republican base and brought moderates back to the Right.
You fellow party members in Congress should share in my thanks. For without them, this would not have been possible. Their referendum on America in Health Care helps Americans see the difference in the Parties. Especially with the almost, and by now probably exceeding, two thousand page Bill that they plan to present. The Republicans also have a Health Care Bill. However, theirs is a mere two hundred and thirty pages.
If we were to give these Bills titles the Republican Bill I would think would be called “Sense and Sensibility” while the Democrat version would be “Pride and Prejudice.” However, possibly “Frankenstein” would be a more appropriate title. As, it has been put together piecemeal by people mad with power creating a sort of uncontrollable monster.
Do not worry, when you are down and feeling like no one in America is on your side you can always go to the United Nations. Foreign Dictators seem to enjoy your company as it apparently gives them a sense of power knowing that the American President will bow to foreign kings. Please stay as long as you like.
Your friend,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
Yesterday’s elections proved that your approval and public support is dropping faster than Bill Clinton’s pants. You are desperately trying to define your administration as the bringers of change. Through all of your past days the “Right Wing Nuts” have spouted time and time again how you have failed. However, I would like to point out one good thing that you have done. You have united the Republican base and brought moderates back to the Right.
You fellow party members in Congress should share in my thanks. For without them, this would not have been possible. Their referendum on America in Health Care helps Americans see the difference in the Parties. Especially with the almost, and by now probably exceeding, two thousand page Bill that they plan to present. The Republicans also have a Health Care Bill. However, theirs is a mere two hundred and thirty pages.
If we were to give these Bills titles the Republican Bill I would think would be called “Sense and Sensibility” while the Democrat version would be “Pride and Prejudice.” However, possibly “Frankenstein” would be a more appropriate title. As, it has been put together piecemeal by people mad with power creating a sort of uncontrollable monster.
Do not worry, when you are down and feeling like no one in America is on your side you can always go to the United Nations. Foreign Dictators seem to enjoy your company as it apparently gives them a sense of power knowing that the American President will bow to foreign kings. Please stay as long as you like.
Your friend,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
Friday, October 30, 2009
Tricked Not Treated
Dear President Obama,
Now that we have almost come a full year from your election to office we realize that the joke is on us. The love affair with Middle America is over and now people are expecting actual results, not just campaign rhetoric. You campaigned on bringing change, but never would say what that meant.
Yes you did. You brought change. More Americans are out of jobs than when you were elected. Iran has admitted to a nuclear program since your election. The dollar has dropped in value. You became the first Nobeal Peace Prize winner to not have done anyhting. You bought the Olympics to Chicago.
You are busy fighting a war. A more dangerous and conniving enemy than the United States has ever seen before. That's right, Fox News. However it seems that allies on that front are harder to convince than in the "Overseas Contingency Operation." Even France can'tback the War on Fox News.
Your latest Trick is Obamacare. Trying to fool the American people in to giving up our Rights to choose. This is your first step to the Socialisation of America and moving to One Wolrd Government. Being President of the Greatest Nation on Earth is not enough for you, you are trying to be President of the Wolrd and Dictator to America.
You can keep your entitlements. You can keep your taxes. You can keep your Government Programs. We'll keep America.
Happy Halloween,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
Now that we have almost come a full year from your election to office we realize that the joke is on us. The love affair with Middle America is over and now people are expecting actual results, not just campaign rhetoric. You campaigned on bringing change, but never would say what that meant.
Yes you did. You brought change. More Americans are out of jobs than when you were elected. Iran has admitted to a nuclear program since your election. The dollar has dropped in value. You became the first Nobeal Peace Prize winner to not have done anyhting. You bought the Olympics to Chicago.
You are busy fighting a war. A more dangerous and conniving enemy than the United States has ever seen before. That's right, Fox News. However it seems that allies on that front are harder to convince than in the "Overseas Contingency Operation." Even France can'tback the War on Fox News.
Your latest Trick is Obamacare. Trying to fool the American people in to giving up our Rights to choose. This is your first step to the Socialisation of America and moving to One Wolrd Government. Being President of the Greatest Nation on Earth is not enough for you, you are trying to be President of the Wolrd and Dictator to America.
You can keep your entitlements. You can keep your taxes. You can keep your Government Programs. We'll keep America.
Happy Halloween,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Happy Anniversary Osama from Obama
Dear President Obama,
As an American Citizen, I am proud to see that your administration is dealing with matters of National Security in a timely manner. Your first year has not been easy. I understand that it has been quite difficult. No other President in American history has had to face challenges in their first year. But, now that the stimulus worked, health care is on it's way to being resolved, guns are off the streets in Chicago, the Olympics are coming, you can attend to the small matter of the war.
It seems that General McChrystal has unreasonable expectations. He expects for you to meet with him more than once a year to discuss military operations. I am glad to see that you explained that a new strategy to win the war must first be decided. No one can expect for you to have read his 66 page repot with all of the reading that you had to first do with the 451 page bailout, 1071 page stimulus, and multiple healthcare bills.
With public opinion gaining momentum for a troop surge, maybe we can get something done. Possibly as many as 50,000 Peace Corps, 4H, and Habitat for Humanity works could be sent in the next surge. We have the opportunity for a teachable moment.
Once you are done passing out white jackets for a photo-op with "doctors" for healthcare, maybe they can stay and put on camouflage jackets for the next picture. After all, with your busy schedule when was the last time you visited the Troops anyways?
Sincerely,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
As an American Citizen, I am proud to see that your administration is dealing with matters of National Security in a timely manner. Your first year has not been easy. I understand that it has been quite difficult. No other President in American history has had to face challenges in their first year. But, now that the stimulus worked, health care is on it's way to being resolved, guns are off the streets in Chicago, the Olympics are coming, you can attend to the small matter of the war.
It seems that General McChrystal has unreasonable expectations. He expects for you to meet with him more than once a year to discuss military operations. I am glad to see that you explained that a new strategy to win the war must first be decided. No one can expect for you to have read his 66 page repot with all of the reading that you had to first do with the 451 page bailout, 1071 page stimulus, and multiple healthcare bills.
With public opinion gaining momentum for a troop surge, maybe we can get something done. Possibly as many as 50,000 Peace Corps, 4H, and Habitat for Humanity works could be sent in the next surge. We have the opportunity for a teachable moment.
Once you are done passing out white jackets for a photo-op with "doctors" for healthcare, maybe they can stay and put on camouflage jackets for the next picture. After all, with your busy schedule when was the last time you visited the Troops anyways?
Sincerely,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Bury ObamaCare with Kennedy
Dear Patrick Joseph Kennedy II,
Thank you for your concern over the Health Care debate. With all of the uninsured and under-insured Americans and illegal citizens that we have in this country using the current health care system, something must be done. You have the foresight to look past all of the inessential topics that have been discussed in the news, like who will be covered and how to pay for "Change". You have found what is most important by warning that the "health-care debate could turn violent."
I understand your concern. While your family has had a violent history, I am sure that you yourself have had a quiet past. If we overlook the cocaine use during your teenage years, drugs and alcohol abuse while you were a student at Providence College, & collaborating to cover up a rape. We will also not mention that on May 4, 2006 you crashed your convertible into a barricade on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., at 2:45 a.m. As you stated you were merely disoriented from prescription medications Ambien and Phenergan. But the accident was not without merit as you noted in your statement to officers that you were "late for a vote". However, the last vote of the night had occurred almost six hours earlier. At least you were not on a bridge with a passenger.
With all the soccer moms, senior citizens, and workers that are littering the streets lawfully protesting, violence is bound to ensue. We have already had a case where blood has been shed over this topic. I believe that it was a health care reform activist who bit off the left pinky of a 65-year-old man who opposed health care reform. I hope that your warning was intended to go both ways.
Thank you for thinking about the rights of the citizens in this debate. Debate was in the founding principles of this great Country. While understanding that "we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration". We must be reasonable and understand that freedom of speech does not allow yelling ‘fire’ in the middle of a crowded movie theater." Nor is there room for yelling "YOU LIE" in a Joint Session.
These are important times of debate as "Change" is coming to America. This topic has brought together people in open debate from many different socials aspects and walks of life. Proving that in this country communication is what can bridge any divide. For example you are a Liberal, bipolar, recovering alcoholic who lies his was through life and I am a tax paying, Bible reading, Conservative, Republican who has a nasty habit of telling the truth. I suppose we can't all be perfect.
Thank you for your service to Our Country,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
Thank you for your concern over the Health Care debate. With all of the uninsured and under-insured Americans and illegal citizens that we have in this country using the current health care system, something must be done. You have the foresight to look past all of the inessential topics that have been discussed in the news, like who will be covered and how to pay for "Change". You have found what is most important by warning that the "health-care debate could turn violent."
I understand your concern. While your family has had a violent history, I am sure that you yourself have had a quiet past. If we overlook the cocaine use during your teenage years, drugs and alcohol abuse while you were a student at Providence College, & collaborating to cover up a rape. We will also not mention that on May 4, 2006 you crashed your convertible into a barricade on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., at 2:45 a.m. As you stated you were merely disoriented from prescription medications Ambien and Phenergan. But the accident was not without merit as you noted in your statement to officers that you were "late for a vote". However, the last vote of the night had occurred almost six hours earlier. At least you were not on a bridge with a passenger.
With all the soccer moms, senior citizens, and workers that are littering the streets lawfully protesting, violence is bound to ensue. We have already had a case where blood has been shed over this topic. I believe that it was a health care reform activist who bit off the left pinky of a 65-year-old man who opposed health care reform. I hope that your warning was intended to go both ways.
Thank you for thinking about the rights of the citizens in this debate. Debate was in the founding principles of this great Country. While understanding that "we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration". We must be reasonable and understand that freedom of speech does not allow yelling ‘fire’ in the middle of a crowded movie theater." Nor is there room for yelling "YOU LIE" in a Joint Session.
These are important times of debate as "Change" is coming to America. This topic has brought together people in open debate from many different socials aspects and walks of life. Proving that in this country communication is what can bridge any divide. For example you are a Liberal, bipolar, recovering alcoholic who lies his was through life and I am a tax paying, Bible reading, Conservative, Republican who has a nasty habit of telling the truth. I suppose we can't all be perfect.
Thank you for your service to Our Country,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
A teachable moment by President Jimmy Carter
Dear President Jimmy Carter,
Thank you for your words of wisdom and attempt to bring the country together. It takes a powerful message by a strong leader to unite a Nation. In this time of unrest, we all appreciate being called names while having disagreements on fundamental idea and values. Your words of wisdom should defiantly bring an end to the discussion. Now we see that it is Conservatives who are all in the wrong for wanting racist things like lower taxes, reduced Government spending, and freedom.
While you are working on bringing the Nation back together by easing racial tension, be sure to mention to President Obama about the incident on a Belleville West High School Bus. We have the opportunity for a teachable moment here. It seems that a white student being beaten by a black student while other black students cheer is not a hate crime. The real lesson here is that white students should not try to sit down on a bus. Maybe you can suggest to President Obama, who has been silent on the issue, to host a Root Beer Summit. He can offer the boys A&W or IBC, while I am sure he will opt for a light Root Beer.
Possibly you could talk more about the teachable issue that happened in Congress with Representative Joe Wilson. It is important that we as a Nation understand that if you disagree with a half-black man it is because we are racists. No other President in history has ever had a member of Congress disagree with them openly. It could not be because we think that the Country is headed in the wrong direction, don't want the Government to control Health Care, or that the President lied.
Another teachable moment could come from the VMA incident. I am sure that Kanye West was not sincere in his outburst about Taylor Swift. After all Kanye has always been a fine outstanding young man who has never been outspoken or divisive in the past. Oh yeah, he really didn't mean it when he said that "President Bush does not care about Black people" either. I suppose the lesson here is that Taylor Swift was not the victim but Beyonce was because Kanye like her video better.
Your wisdom is world renowned. There are many Nations whom I am sure would send representatives to proclaim your peaceful ways. Countries with whom you have worked to build relations with like Iran , Palestine, and Lybia. I believe that Israel would also like to say a few words about you. I'm sure that comments of your defense of President's Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, and George W. Bush are somewhere on-line, I just can't seem to find them now.
Thank you for pointing out our Racist ways,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
P.S.
I have my thermostat set on 72 in the Summer.
Thank you for your words of wisdom and attempt to bring the country together. It takes a powerful message by a strong leader to unite a Nation. In this time of unrest, we all appreciate being called names while having disagreements on fundamental idea and values. Your words of wisdom should defiantly bring an end to the discussion. Now we see that it is Conservatives who are all in the wrong for wanting racist things like lower taxes, reduced Government spending, and freedom.
While you are working on bringing the Nation back together by easing racial tension, be sure to mention to President Obama about the incident on a Belleville West High School Bus. We have the opportunity for a teachable moment here. It seems that a white student being beaten by a black student while other black students cheer is not a hate crime. The real lesson here is that white students should not try to sit down on a bus. Maybe you can suggest to President Obama, who has been silent on the issue, to host a Root Beer Summit. He can offer the boys A&W or IBC, while I am sure he will opt for a light Root Beer.
Possibly you could talk more about the teachable issue that happened in Congress with Representative Joe Wilson. It is important that we as a Nation understand that if you disagree with a half-black man it is because we are racists. No other President in history has ever had a member of Congress disagree with them openly. It could not be because we think that the Country is headed in the wrong direction, don't want the Government to control Health Care, or that the President lied.
Another teachable moment could come from the VMA incident. I am sure that Kanye West was not sincere in his outburst about Taylor Swift. After all Kanye has always been a fine outstanding young man who has never been outspoken or divisive in the past. Oh yeah, he really didn't mean it when he said that "President Bush does not care about Black people" either. I suppose the lesson here is that Taylor Swift was not the victim but Beyonce was because Kanye like her video better.
Your wisdom is world renowned. There are many Nations whom I am sure would send representatives to proclaim your peaceful ways. Countries with whom you have worked to build relations with like Iran , Palestine, and Lybia. I believe that Israel would also like to say a few words about you. I'm sure that comments of your defense of President's Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, and George W. Bush are somewhere on-line, I just can't seem to find them now.
Thank you for pointing out our Racist ways,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
P.S.
I have my thermostat set on 72 in the Summer.
Friday, September 11, 2009
9/11
Dear Leftists, Liberals, Anti-Americans, Bruce Springsteen, & Barbara Streisand
Please take a moment today on 9/11 to recognize that innocent Americans lost their lives. Regardless of what Van Jones says about "who" caused "what" to happen it was a tragic event in American history. Put out the flame on your American Flags, stop throwing darts at your W. posters, and quit protesting in front of schools that allow children to take a moment of silence today.
Today is a time that we should all be able to put away our political differences and realize that we share the same living space. We may not quite breathe the same air since your is filtered through your smog masks, drink the exact same water because your is from melting polar caps, or live in the same neighborhood because your neighborhood covenants will not allow pickups, deer stands, or firearms. But, as different as we may be, we share one thing in common that no one can take away from us no matter how hard you try. We are Americans.
Our forefathers gave their lives so that you could call our soldiers murderers. So that your pro healthcare reform protesters could bite the fingers off of our anti health care reform protesters. So that you could burn the nation symbol of the government that protects you from the people in the world who really want to do you harm.
Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedules of waiting on your welfare checks and protesting to protect our freedoms from our President.
God Bless America,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
Please take a moment today on 9/11 to recognize that innocent Americans lost their lives. Regardless of what Van Jones says about "who" caused "what" to happen it was a tragic event in American history. Put out the flame on your American Flags, stop throwing darts at your W. posters, and quit protesting in front of schools that allow children to take a moment of silence today.
Today is a time that we should all be able to put away our political differences and realize that we share the same living space. We may not quite breathe the same air since your is filtered through your smog masks, drink the exact same water because your is from melting polar caps, or live in the same neighborhood because your neighborhood covenants will not allow pickups, deer stands, or firearms. But, as different as we may be, we share one thing in common that no one can take away from us no matter how hard you try. We are Americans.
Our forefathers gave their lives so that you could call our soldiers murderers. So that your pro healthcare reform protesters could bite the fingers off of our anti health care reform protesters. So that you could burn the nation symbol of the government that protects you from the people in the world who really want to do you harm.
Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedules of waiting on your welfare checks and protesting to protect our freedoms from our President.
God Bless America,
Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas
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