Friday, October 30, 2009

Tricked Not Treated

Dear President Obama,

Now that we have almost come a full year from your election to office we realize that the joke is on us. The love affair with Middle America is over and now people are expecting actual results, not just campaign rhetoric. You campaigned on bringing change, but never would say what that meant.

Yes you did. You brought change. More Americans are out of jobs than when you were elected. Iran has admitted to a nuclear program since your election. The dollar has dropped in value. You became the first Nobeal Peace Prize winner to not have done anyhting. You bought the Olympics to Chicago.

You are busy fighting a war. A more dangerous and conniving enemy than the United States has ever seen before. That's right, Fox News. However it seems that allies on that front are harder to convince than in the "Overseas Contingency Operation." Even France can'tback the War on Fox News.

Your latest Trick is Obamacare. Trying to fool the American people in to giving up our Rights to choose. This is your first step to the Socialisation of America and moving to One Wolrd Government. Being President of the Greatest Nation on Earth is not enough for you, you are trying to be President of the Wolrd and Dictator to America.

You can keep your entitlements. You can keep your taxes. You can keep your Government Programs. We'll keep America.

Happy Halloween,

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Happy Anniversary Osama from Obama

Dear President Obama,

As an American Citizen, I am proud to see that your administration is dealing with matters of National Security in a timely manner. Your first year has not been easy. I understand that it has been quite difficult. No other President in American history has had to face challenges in their first year. But, now that the stimulus worked, health care is on it's way to being resolved, guns are off the streets in Chicago, the Olympics are coming, you can attend to the small matter of the war.

It seems that General McChrystal has unreasonable expectations. He expects for you to meet with him more than once a year to discuss military operations. I am glad to see that you explained that a new strategy to win the war must first be decided. No one can expect for you to have read his 66 page repot with all of the reading that you had to first do with the 451 page bailout, 1071 page stimulus, and multiple healthcare bills.

With public opinion gaining momentum for a troop surge, maybe we can get something done. Possibly as many as 50,000 Peace Corps, 4H, and Habitat for Humanity works could be sent in the next surge. We have the opportunity for a teachable moment.

Once you are done passing out white jackets for a photo-op with "doctors" for healthcare, maybe they can stay and put on camouflage jackets for the next picture. After all, with your busy schedule when was the last time you visited the Troops anyways?


Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas