Sunday, November 15, 2009

Politically Accurate

Dear Liberals,

Thank you for taking the time to create a society where not only are people not responsible for their actions, but are given extra consideration for them. The inability to call a spade a spade does not promote anything. Your mollycoddling of society only benefits your own justification to exist.

Political correctness is one example of your over protection. The "War on Terror" had to be changed to an "Over Seas Contigency Operation." "Terrorism" is now called "Man Caused Disaster". Criminals are treated like the victim. This Political Correctness is neither Political nor Correct. I suggest that we replace Political Correctness with Politically Accurate.

To try to better explain how your actions are not positive I will use Politically Accurate Nursery Rhymes to speak on your level and explain what is REALLY happening today.

London Bridge is falling down,
falling down,
falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
and it is estimated the the Federal Recovery Act will have created or saved 4 million jobs repairing it over the next 3 years,
my fair lady

The was an old woman who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
she attempted to use the government provided health care was put on a 6 month waiting list to be seen by a doctor and tried home remedies in the meantime,
I guess she'll die

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe;
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then applied for government assistance now you and I feed, cloth, and educate her children with our tax dollars

In short, please leave the important decisions to those who can and are willing to make them. Though decisions need though leaders not community organizers.

Your friend,

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

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