Dear Speaker Pelosi,
A House divided against itself cannot stand nor can it pass a bill. You are unwilling to reach across the aisle with anything except a hammer and sickle to swipe at Republicans. Your leadership style of being bitter and shrill has done far less than gain the respect, loyalty, and adoration of Americans. It is with this that we have our greatest chance to see your crowning achievement come crashing down around you and President Obama.
The far left members of your party, including yourself, want Government controlled Health Care. You realize that a nation dependant on it's government for goods and services cannot exist with liberal Democrats who seek to create the Greatest Welfare Nation on earth. Seeking to justify your position, you understand that only by destroying economic freedom can Congress wield absolute power which is not given to you by the Constitution. However if you try to come to a more moderate proposal then you will lose their support.
The moderate members of your party understand that this is not a good option. They live in more conservative districts and represent Americans who actually have to get up every morning and work for a living instead of a hard day of waiting by the mailbox for the check to arrive. Moderate Democrats as well as Republicans are needed to achieve your goal regardless of your distain for them. They believe that the Health Care system is broken also, but the way to fix it is by careful reform and not a shotgun.
Never take a bill to the floor unless you know the outcome in advance. I suppose that you could get ACORN to register 80 new House Members to vote from the 20 million illegal immigrants that you want to cover. This is coming at a time when the approval rating for Congress and the President are falling faster than the value of the dollar. The Presidents popularity is so low that he could not even get Elementary School children to listen to him speak and the middle school children who were watching were listening to their iPhones.
It has been said that "those who forget the lessons of history are doomed to repeat it", to this I say welcome to 1976. Democrats have a way of forgetting the past however. Need we remind you "We need to stand up and say we're Americans, and we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration."
Thank you for your service to this country and don't let the door hit you on the way out,
From the soon to be former State of Texas