Don't touch my junk!

Dear Big Sis (AKA Janet Napolitano),

Congratulations on undoing any last stand that the Obama Administration had to any shred of holding on to after the last election cycle. The Democrats already lost in huge waves across the country on spending and Government Forced Health Care Deform. Now you have single handedly put an end to any hope that President Obama had of actually not being a one term President. Even Joe Biden did not wield that much authority with all of his shortcomings.

The TSA on your order is out of control and violating the Rights of the People from whom you derive Power. Unless you have forgotten the Constitution, We the People...not you the Federal Government. We are issuing a cease and desist order.

With your current actions the Federal Government is now the largest distributor of pornography. People have two choices, submit to a photo shoot or be sexually assaulted. Failure to submit to either of those actions will now be subject to prosecution. Prisoners have more rights that people who buy airline tickets. If a Sheriff tried to pull a stunt like this, yourself along with the NAACP, Rainbow Push, and every other Civic Left-Wing organization would be calling for this head. However, it is once again apparent that it is acceptable to violate one's rights as long as it comes from the Left.

Now you are making exceptions for Ms, while patting down Catholic Nuns. It is actually unbelievable that the Federal Government has become so "Politically Correct" that you will NOT search those who DO seek to do us harm while actually violating the rights of the people whom you are sworn to protect. Padding down 3 year old children in airports. Now screeners sticking their hands down people's pants.

You who are not an elected official, however you represent those who entrusted you with your authority and reflect on him. You have shown through your actions that President Obama is so out of touch with reality, the American Public, and the United States Constitution.

Keep your hands off of me. Keep your hands off of my children. If you want to stop terroroists, then stop terrorists and stop terrorizing us.

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

DREAM or TEA

President Obama,

I apologize for my long absence. It seems that since I was unaware that the recession had ended and I was still focused on making ends meet for my family. Now that I know that you say that the recession ended last year I can return to addressing your comments while I assist my friends and neighbors in job hunting. We have a lot of catching up to do.

While facing a mid-term election for your goons, I mean Congress; you are once again in campaign mode. You are looking for someone other the George W. Bush to blame for the rising unemployment, increase in jobless claims, and increase of taxes to pay for Health Care "reform". To deter the protesting of the people and civil unrest you have leap to action. You and your teleprompter challenged the Tea Party to specifically state what they would do. I suppose that once again the "Google" has eluded you. It would be too difficult to see what they are seeking, much like reading the Arizona Immigration Law. With your challenge Conservative groups are stepping up. The 9-12 Group is considering changing its name to 7-11 to demonstrate cut backs to you in this economy. However, you would probably respond better if they changed their name to 4-15.

Hearing that Citizens do not want higher taxes you once again felt the need to respond. You said "If you're making a billion dollars a year after a very bad financial crisis, where 8 million people lost their jobs and small businesses can't get loans, then I think that you shouldn't be feeling put upon." Then why is the Federal Government asking for more money? You made over a billion dollars last year. No wait I am sorry, you took over a billion dollars last year. I understand now, there is an obverse proportion to the amount to goods and services that you produce to the amount that you are supposed to "make". Since the Government doesn't "produce" anything, it should get the most money in return. Wow, Liberal Economics 101.

Now we are facing the "Dream" Act. How long did it take to come up with a "politically correct" name for amnesty? This bill would provide rights for certain undocumented immigrant students who graduate from U.S. high schools, who are of "good moral character". Does that start after the entered the County ILLEGALLY? How many violations of the law do they get before we can decide when to start counting? If the bar is Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton than it should be pretty easy for them.

How about coming up with something to protect the U.S. Citizens?

Your friend,

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Stand in the place where you live

President Obama,

A lot of your critics says that you do not take a stand on issues. That you vote "Present" a lot or are too busy playing golf to actually know that something happened. Over 60 days in to the oil spill, you decide to meet with BP Executives. After over a year in office, you decided to meet with Generals about Iraq and Afghanistan. You have not always shown leadership when it has been needed.

However, today I am going to point out to your critics a different view. That you have chosen to take a stand on tough issues. That maybe you didn't answer the phone at 3 a.m., but you had someone read internet reports about the phone call and held a press conference to discuss it.

Now face North.

You have taken a stance on illegal immigration. You have identified one families' farm in Vermont that sits on the dangerous Canadian border that is crucial to the security of our country. A border entry point where three cars may cross a day. Your more than generous offer of under fifty thousand dollars for the 4.9 acre farm went unappreciated by the land owners, so you now see fit to use eminent domain to seize private property. Thank you for protecting our borders and keeping those Illegal Immigrant French Canadians out.

Now face West.

Sarah Palin has made several cutting remarks about your weaknesses on nuclear defense. However, you were quick to take a stand and point out that "Last I checked, Sarah Palin's not much of an expert on nuclear issues." How dare she make the suggestion that the United States be open to defending itself by any means necessary. Good for you standing up for yourself and telling the world that the United States is the only Nuclear Country that will not use it's weapons.

Now face South.

You have taken a tough stance on "rouge" states seeking to strengthen and enforce existing federal laws. It is understandable how no one in your administration has time to read a 16 page document when you have pressing issues like listening to all of those Blagojevich tapes. It is important to tell states that it is the job of the Federal Government to ignore it's own laws and they can go and make their own laws to enforce. Until then you are not going to allow States to use fundamentally flawed documents such at the Constitution to try to justify their actions.

Now face East.

You took swift and decisive action on dealing with General McChrystal, once the Rolling Stone article was published. A Commander-in-chief cannot have his military experts in the field disagreeing with his policies when he has been busy ignoring that there is still a situation and continues to not visit or meet with any military personnel. General Petraeus was an obvious replacement and seemed to be an automatic choice after being portrayed as "General Betray-Us" by the Democrats. But now, General McChrystal who had the support of the Afghan authorities is now going to be sent back to the United States where he will no longer be in a war zone, surrounded by insurgents who want to kill him and having to justify a flawed set of rules of engagement to the troops that he is trying to keep alive.

You have not had an easy job to undertake. But, when times get tough and your teleprompter cannot find the right words to comfort you, you can always come here for re-assurance. So stand in the place where you live, think about direction and wonder why you haven't before. If wishes were trees the trees would be falling. Listen to reason, season is calling. Your feet are going to be on the ground, your head is there to move you around. So stand.


Your friend,

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

fool me once, shame on me

Dear Mr. President,

I suppose that your oath of office did not include the words "The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth so help me God." I suppose that as many times as you were sworn in, you are not really certain what you agreed to. Maybe we need to make a new rule that you only get three chances to be sworn in to office. After the third attempt, you have to step down. The most "Honest, ethical, and transparent" administration began behind closed doors in the middle of the night trying to get all of the oath right. I suppose before your first thirty days in office you didn't have your "Teleprompter Czar" yet. You have proved that opaque is the new transparent. Let's make an agreement to get through the next two years, you stop trying to screw up Our country and I promise not to vote for you next time.

Jason Sanborn

Plug the hole!

Dear President Obama,


In this great time of need we are looking to Washington to lead, follow, or get out of the way. So far your administration has been willing to do anything but. When great action is needed, we are still on the starting blocks. When words of wisdom are being waited to be heard by citizens whose lives are being impacted you send out Robert Gibbs. When a clear concise location of the accident has been discussed, the Head of Homeland security identified the Ocean of Mexico.

To be fair, you have spoken with resolve on this matter. You have made it clear who is responsible when you said, “Let me be clear: BP is responsible for this leak. BP will be paying the bill.." Quietly behind the scene Nancy Pelosi and the Three Stooges are discussing raising the Federal Tax on oil 32 cents a barrel or quadrupling the existing tax. If BP is responsible for the leak and will be paying the bill, why are they trying to raise $11 billion (11,000,000,000) over the next ten years? Is that how long you are planning to take to fix this situation?

BP is continuing to attempt one never before tested method to resolve this crisis after another. And again you have taken the action of using the force of language in the situation by saying: “And while there will be time to fully investigate what happened on that rig and hold responsible parties accountable, our focus now is on a fully coordinated, relentless response effort to stop the leak and prevent more damage to the Gulf.” So far, your relentless response has been: "Plug The Damn Hole". I suppose that is relentless, such harsh words to be spoken to someone or an organization who donated more to your campaign than to any candidate in any previous election. Maybe you can get the U.N. to draft a resolution that oil and water don’t mix.

President Bush was criticized after hurricane Katrina for not acting before the Governor of Louisiana, Kathleen Blanco (D), requested action. Now you are refusing to act after the Governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal (R), has: submitted a plan, amassed resources, and is standing on the coast waiting for approval to begin the process. You are still waiting on the results of an “Environmental Impact Review” of building sand berms. Never having considered the impact if you don’t build the berms.

This can be but a mere foreshadowing for Dec 23, 2012. Should something actually happen like an asteroid comes hurling through the great cosmos towards our plant, we now know what the response will be. First you will seek a New World Order to come together and devise a plan to deal with the situation. Then you will commission a Galactic Impact Review of the effects of destroying or adjusting the course of the object that will spell certain doom for the entire human race and all living creatures should it reach Earth. While the plan is being studied by college professors, you will have to seek the assistance of foreign nations to travel to space to view the asteroid because you retired our space fleet. All the while that citizens of planet Earth are watching the countdown to impact with anticipation, Congress will be raising taxes to fund their own escape.

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Even though I didn't read it, I still have an opinion

Dear Mr. Bill Press,

Today while I was scanning through channels on my new XM radio, I came across your program on XM's American Left Channel. You were discussing President Obama and Mexico's President Felipe Calderon’s comments on Arizona's law to enforce a pre-existing Federal Law. Your comments were how terrible this law was and that you were on the side of President Obama, President Calderon, and millions of illegal immigrants who are in this country now or seek to violate our laws by crossing our border improperly in the future. While I am certain that I am not your typical listener, being that there was no tinfoil on my head while I was listening to protect from my brain wave patterns from being read, I decided to call in to your show anyways.

Your phone screener who took my call and asked what my question was seemed to be very friendly until I told him what I was calling about. My question was "Which part of the Arizona law, specifically, were you in fear would violate the Civil Rights of American Citizens who were not in violation of any law or engaging in suspicious activity which would cause Law Enforcement Professionals to stop the individual?" and "Have you read the ten (10) page law?" Your call screener informed me that you did not have time to take my question.

I could see that had I not called in the first fifteen minutes of your show starting how you could possibly have enough callers in the queue that would run over the time limit of your show had I waited to have my questions answered, unless you do not have enough listeners to have more than a 30 minute show. I must have lost signal while in discussion with your call screener and had to call back due to no longer being connected when I was asking why you would not take my call. I was immediately able to get through to the same screener again, which tells me that I was the only caller, and asked him why you would not take my the question.

He put me on hold for a minute then came back and said that you did not want to take the question. This can only lead me to believe that much like Eric Holder, Janet Napolitano, President Obama, and everyone else on the President's staff, you have not read the law of which you are not in favor. So, I am asking you now, are you not in favor or Arizona's right as a state to empower it's Law Enforcement Professionals to enforce Federal Laws or are you not in favor of the Federal Laws themselves? Would you actually prefer that people could come across our borders without any documentation, process, or paperwork? Do you support Illegal Immigration or do you think that people who break the law should have to face the punishment for the laws that were broken?

If your car were struck by an illegal immigrant and you were told by your insurance company that you were responsible for the damages because the person who were actually at fault was not a U.S. citizen therefore did not have; insurance or a driver's license and gave a phony address so they could not be tracked down, then I suppose that you would not mind that the individual would not be held accountable for their actions and would not be sent back to their county or origin.

Mexico has much harsher Illegal Immigration law's than we do. First the first offence the penalty is two years in prison. The second is about ten years. Do you favor Mexico’s Immigration laws? Are you in favor of the harsh penalty that is imposed? Do you support the rights of the Mexican Government to make an enforce laws within their own country? If you support the rights of the Mexican Government, then why do you not support the right of a State to make laws that strengthen U.S. laws?

I understand that this was not a fair discussion. I brought intelligent thought along with a well thought out argument. I am citing actual facts and actually HAVE read the bill. I had hoped that even though you were unarmed in a battle of wits that you would still find time to debate me on the air. Maybe others can call your show at 866-557-7377 and have more luck than I did about asking if you have read the ten page bill or not.

Perhaps, it was an unfair question. I understand that to keep your job of Left Wing radio Host you have to at least appear to be of the same intelligence as your listeners. Possibly it was phrasing of the question that made it difficult to answer. Instead of Illegal Immigrant, possibly I should have used the phrase "Undocumented Democratic Voter". Perhaps then you might have been able to answer. Perhaps one day me might stop being racist and unjust as a Nation and stop the illegal practice of making all of our laws in English which not all of our residents understand. Perhaps we can commission all of the Artists that Nancy Pelosi wants to be able to quit their jobs to pursue their passion to rewrite all of the laws of the United States in Picture Pages so that everyone can understand them.

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Land of the Free

Dear President Obama,

The Democratic leaders have proposed requiring every worker in the nation to carry a national identification card with biometric information, such as a fingerprint, within the next six years, according to a draft of the measure. It would require all workers across the nation to carry a card with a digital encryption key that would have to match work authorization databases.

My question is, what is the criteria for being "Authorized to work?" Does being "Authorized to work" apply to elected officials also? Does this mean that Everyone in the United States would have to produce a Birth Certificate to stay employed?

Just wondering,

Jason Sanborn

Nancy Fawkes Nite

Remember, Remember the 2nd of November
Healthcare Reform and Plot
I see no reason why any vote
Should ever be forgot

219-212

To the American People

Don't let President Obama and Nancy Pelosi fool you. The only bi-partisan part of Healthcare Reform was the vote against. No Republicans supported giving control of 1/3 of your unalienable rights over to the Government. Now that they control Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness are next.

After the Bill was passed in your sleep, they announced there would be no "Death Panels". However, they can decide that you are tool old to get converge. They announced that now everyone will have coverage, because it will become illegal not to have coverage. They announced that you no longer have to worry about losing insurance coverage if you lose you job, because Private Insurance will go away.

They were so proud it passing this that they made sure that it was on CNN. However, it was passed in the dead of night, while you were sleeping. The Historic Legislation that no one wanted. Now it is up to the People to send a message back. November is when we will get to show our approval or disapproval.


Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Putting the 'R' back

Dear DNC,

Thank you to all of your members. Though it has been a tough time that we have endured, you have given us hope. The Republican National Committee was once lost, but now is found. We are beginning to find new direction and learn from "Change".

It wasn't that America agreed with Liberal ideology, it was that you presented a more clear concise message. It followed the K.I.S.S. method of keeping it simple. It was something that you never had to explain. It was new and different and well spoken.

However, we have captured your momentum. We are no longer remaining unfocused. We are standing up for our values. We are bringing our followers and getting those that have strayed. We are moving back in to focus and putting the "R" back in "Change".



Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Hey Joe....

Dear Vice President Biden,

You have been a beacon of truth in this sometimes cloudy administration. You warned that We the American People would not always understand or agree with what this administration would attempt to accomplish. You also correctly assessed that “This will be tricky and we will make some mistakes.” A politician has spoken no truer words.

While these assessments more than likely were not viewed favorably by the President, the American People appreciated your candor and took heed. We assisted in diverting any mistakes by the administration by voting in Republican leadership in both New Jersey and Virginia. We also responded by electing Scott Brown as the forty-first Republican Senator in Massachusetts.

We have taken your warning about President Barack Omaba’s inexperience, however late. We now remain vigilant on Our watch from the American Government as well as those who seek to do us harm from over-seas. We are prepared to make hard decisions to protect ourselves and our families.

It is with these words in which I would like to express my gratitude for your greatest contribution to the American People. You have brought Our President back to his Faith. It has been noted previously that President Obama has missed the National Day of Prayer, has not picked a church in the Washington D.C. area, and has been more secular in his speech than previous administrations. However, every time you walk in to the Oval Office the President bows his head, closes his eyes, raises his hands and says a little prayer, “God what have I done?”

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Our last stand

Dear Martha Coakley,

It appears that you have been slipping in recent polls. The seemingly unthinkable now seems possible. You could lose this election and a seat that has been held by Democrats for many, many years. Your opponent, Scott Brown, has been receiving support from all around America and you are on your last day before the election.

In a last minute plea, you turn to the Great Divider for help. I suppose that you were unaware of his recent track record as you were unaware that Curt Schilling played for the Red Sox. Possibly you were too busy defending the citizens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force to notice that the Red Sox won in 2004 and 2007, note Schilling was in the line-up both years. Obama was not able to help neither Deeds in Virginia nor Corzine in New Jersey, yet in an act of desperation you were out of options.

This special election comes at an important time. A time, when the People have an opportunity to send a message to Washington that the seat did not belong to Ted Kennedy but that he was endowed by the People to serve and represent them. This seat now has an opportunity to either hold the 60th vote for Democrat Socialism or to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America.

Be it only appropriate that our plea for freedom come on this day, to celebrate Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. Lord, hear our prayer. Let Freedom Ring from Lexington to Concord. Let Freedom Ring from Chatham to Great Williamstown. Let Freedom Ring from Amesbury to Siasconset. Let Freedom Ring in the State of Massachusetts to that all of America may hear Freedom Ring.

I implore you that on January 19th when you go to the polls to cast your vote along with your fellow citizens of Massachusetts that you think of Our Nation, One Nation under God and vote for Scott Brown.

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

The system worked

Dear Janet Napolitano (Big Sister),

The terrorist, who was on a watch list, paid cash for a one way ticket with no bags and got on a plane with no Identification. He flew in to the United States and was able to detonate his device. It was only for fellow passengers that he was subdued and the system worked. His own father called to warn U.S. officials about his son's terrorist plot to which no one was able to stop him. The system worked.

Which system worked? The one where 90-year-old grandmothers are searched before entering flights? The one where families who bought round trip tickets by credit card in advance are pulled out of line to be screened? The system worked.

Maybe it was the system that says that my 3oz of hand sanitizer cannot travel with me. That I cannot bring in outside food or drink and have to pay prices at airports. Because would be terrorists do not watch the news. We are on the lookout for anyone with a 6oz tube of medicated skin cream. Because it is the item that identifies those who wish to do us harm and not the individuals themselves. The system worked.

The system worked after passengers subdued the “suspect”. The TSA sprung in to action and notified all of the other planes in the air that airport screeners, federal agencies, and who ever is in charge of the 500,000 name list wasn't doing their jobs. Pilots and crews were made aware to look for suspicious activity; by I am sure a 90 yr old grandmother because ethnic profiling is wrong.

Now you want to bring the terrorist to a U.S. prison. Read him his rights that you have just given him. Rights that he did not have before he tried to kill U.S. citizens. Take him to a city in the U.S. with the highest Muslim population and people who cheered the 9/11 attackers and give him a trial by his peers? Are you going to ensure that he has a jury of 12 anti-American terrorist sympathizers so that he can see that the system works?

How about keeping us safe? How about using that list of 500,000 names to restrict travel? How about the system that let's us know that while we sleep at night, work to support our families, and travel someone is protecting us.

No, the system that did work was politics as usual. When you appeared and made a stupid statement. Then you had to retract your statement. Then Robert Gibbs made a stupid statement. Then President Obama had to make an appearance because he was on vacation, again, when the incident happened. Then the president had to act upset. Which I am sure he was upset. He was on vacation and left idiots in charge. Now the final step in the system will be to blame Bush. The system worked.

Maybe if the terrorists claimed that they wanted to stop healthcare reform you would be more likely to stop them. Until you are willing to protect us, I suppose we will have to continue to be vigilant citizens and guard ourselves. Hopefully we will remain on watch in the 2010 and 2012 election and vote out those who want to do us harm.

Thank you for your service to your country,

Now Please Leave.

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Have yourself a merry little...

Harry Reid,

Merry Christmas. I know that in the past liberals have shunned that phrase. Trying to replace the phrase with the generic "Happy Holidays" or "Bah Humbug". However this year, I think that you will be more accepting.

I would like to bring you thanks for your gift to the American People. This was not an easy task. Like Santa, you have worked around the clock and through the night to make this possible. You have given America the largest Christmas Gift that you could bring, $2.5 trillion in spending over the next 10 years, government entitlements where there were none, and hope to illegals.

It is the gift that keeps on taking. We will get to start paying for out new gift after the holidays, even though we will not use any benefit for years.

It is with your gift that "We the People" will now be able to be accessory to the murder of out children regardless of personal belief. It is with your gift that individuals who choose to not purchase health care will now face a sort of "debtors prison". Never before has an individual had the benefit of choosing between prison and the doctor.

In our many thanks for imposing your will on us I must leave you with one final question. If the new health care coverage is so good and comprehensive, why is it that members of Congress and their families are exempt?

Hopefully in 2010, we will be able to reciprocate you overly generous gift. We would like to give you the gift of retirement and President Obama the gift of a Republican majority Congress. Now that is change you can believe in.

Your friend,

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Better late then never, maybe

Dear President Obama,

Your teleprompter delivered a good speech last night and you read it with conviction. You left many questions unanswered however. Now comes the test to see if you have the resolve to follow up with the words that you spoke. This message was long over due. We need to show the Wolrd that America has the fortitude to finish what it started. That we will not give in to terrorists even if we give them a much softer name and want to bestow Constitutional Rights upon them.

The left wing of your party, your core base, is not pleased with this message. Michael Moore has stated that your actions will make you a "War" President. Senator Baucus has stated that he will do everything in his power to see that this cannot be funded. This is the test of your Presidency however. You will be measeured not by failing to pass Health Care Reform and causing the greatest Nation Debt that any generation has ever seen, but by your ability to get out of the way and allow Our great men and women in uniform to preform their job duties and defend Our Nation.

While you campaigned in the center, we all know too well that when you speak off the cuff that you drift to the far left. You think that we should "spread" the wealth around a little and that entitlements should be given by the Constitution. However, this is your time to show that Politics are second to National Defense. This is your greatest opportunity to show that the lives of American Citizens and our saftey is your number one priority.

That being said, we the people will now return to our Domestic Contigency Celebration. Or as we still like to call it, Christmas.

God Bless,

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Politically Accurate

Dear Liberals,

Thank you for taking the time to create a society where not only are people not responsible for their actions, but are given extra consideration for them. The inability to call a spade a spade does not promote anything. Your mollycoddling of society only benefits your own justification to exist.

Political correctness is one example of your over protection. The "War on Terror" had to be changed to an "Over Seas Contigency Operation." "Terrorism" is now called "Man Caused Disaster". Criminals are treated like the victim. This Political Correctness is neither Political nor Correct. I suggest that we replace Political Correctness with Politically Accurate.

To try to better explain how your actions are not positive I will use Politically Accurate Nursery Rhymes to speak on your level and explain what is REALLY happening today.

London Bridge is falling down,
falling down,
falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
and it is estimated the the Federal Recovery Act will have created or saved 4 million jobs repairing it over the next 3 years,
my fair lady

The was an old woman who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
she attempted to use the government provided health care was put on a 6 month waiting list to be seen by a doctor and tried home remedies in the meantime,
I guess she'll die

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe;
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then applied for government assistance now you and I feed, cloth, and educate her children with our tax dollars


In short, please leave the important decisions to those who can and are willing to make them. Though decisions need though leaders not community organizers.

Your friend,

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

The People Have Spoken

Dear President Obama,


Yesterday’s elections proved that your approval and public support is dropping faster than Bill Clinton’s pants. You are desperately trying to define your administration as the bringers of change. Through all of your past days the “Right Wing Nuts” have spouted time and time again how you have failed. However, I would like to point out one good thing that you have done. You have united the Republican base and brought moderates back to the Right.

You fellow party members in Congress should share in my thanks. For without them, this would not have been possible. Their referendum on America in Health Care helps Americans see the difference in the Parties. Especially with the almost, and by now probably exceeding, two thousand page Bill that they plan to present. The Republicans also have a Health Care Bill. However, theirs is a mere two hundred and thirty pages.

If we were to give these Bills titles the Republican Bill I would think would be called “Sense and Sensibility” while the Democrat version would be “Pride and Prejudice.” However, possibly “Frankenstein” would be a more appropriate title. As, it has been put together piecemeal by people mad with power creating a sort of uncontrollable monster.

Do not worry, when you are down and feeling like no one in America is on your side you can always go to the United Nations. Foreign Dictators seem to enjoy your company as it apparently gives them a sense of power knowing that the American President will bow to foreign kings. Please stay as long as you like.

Your friend,

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Tricked Not Treated

Dear President Obama,

Now that we have almost come a full year from your election to office we realize that the joke is on us. The love affair with Middle America is over and now people are expecting actual results, not just campaign rhetoric. You campaigned on bringing change, but never would say what that meant.

Yes you did. You brought change. More Americans are out of jobs than when you were elected. Iran has admitted to a nuclear program since your election. The dollar has dropped in value. You became the first Nobeal Peace Prize winner to not have done anyhting. You bought the Olympics to Chicago.

You are busy fighting a war. A more dangerous and conniving enemy than the United States has ever seen before. That's right, Fox News. However it seems that allies on that front are harder to convince than in the "Overseas Contingency Operation." Even France can'tback the War on Fox News.

Your latest Trick is Obamacare. Trying to fool the American people in to giving up our Rights to choose. This is your first step to the Socialisation of America and moving to One Wolrd Government. Being President of the Greatest Nation on Earth is not enough for you, you are trying to be President of the Wolrd and Dictator to America.

You can keep your entitlements. You can keep your taxes. You can keep your Government Programs. We'll keep America.


Happy Halloween,

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Happy Anniversary Osama from Obama

Dear President Obama,

As an American Citizen, I am proud to see that your administration is dealing with matters of National Security in a timely manner. Your first year has not been easy. I understand that it has been quite difficult. No other President in American history has had to face challenges in their first year. But, now that the stimulus worked, health care is on it's way to being resolved, guns are off the streets in Chicago, the Olympics are coming, you can attend to the small matter of the war.

It seems that General McChrystal has unreasonable expectations. He expects for you to meet with him more than once a year to discuss military operations. I am glad to see that you explained that a new strategy to win the war must first be decided. No one can expect for you to have read his 66 page repot with all of the reading that you had to first do with the 451 page bailout, 1071 page stimulus, and multiple healthcare bills.

With public opinion gaining momentum for a troop surge, maybe we can get something done. Possibly as many as 50,000 Peace Corps, 4H, and Habitat for Humanity works could be sent in the next surge. We have the opportunity for a teachable moment.

Once you are done passing out white jackets for a photo-op with "doctors" for healthcare, maybe they can stay and put on camouflage jackets for the next picture. After all, with your busy schedule when was the last time you visited the Troops anyways?


Sincerely,

Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas

Bury ObamaCare with Kennedy

Dear Patrick Joseph Kennedy II,
Thank you for your concern over the Health Care debate. With all of the uninsured and under-insured Americans and illegal citizens that we have in this country using the current health care system, something must be done. You have the foresight to look past all of the inessential topics that have been discussed in the news, like who will be covered and how to pay for "Change". You have found what is most important by warning that the "health-care debate could turn violent."

I understand your concern. While your family has had a violent history, I am sure that you yourself have had a quiet past. If we overlook the cocaine use during your teenage years, drugs and alcohol abuse while you were a student at Providence College, & collaborating to cover up a rape. We will also not mention that on May 4, 2006 you crashed your convertible into a barricade on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., at 2:45 a.m. As you stated you were merely disoriented from prescription medications Ambien and Phenergan. But the accident was not without merit as you noted in your statement to officers that you were "late for a vote". However, the last vote of the night had occurred almost six hours earlier. At least you were not on a bridge with a passenger.

With all the soccer moms, senior citizens, and workers that are littering the streets lawfully protesting, violence is bound to ensue. We have already had a case where blood has been shed over this topic. I believe that it was a health care reform activist who bit off the left pinky of a 65-year-old man who opposed health care reform. I hope that your warning was intended to go both ways.

Thank you for thinking about the rights of the citizens in this debate. Debate was in the founding principles of this great Country. While understanding that "we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration". We must be reasonable and understand that freedom of speech does not allow yelling ‘fire’ in the middle of a crowded movie theater." Nor is there room for yelling "YOU LIE" in a Joint Session.

These are important times of debate as "Change" is coming to America. This topic has brought together people in open debate from many different socials aspects and walks of life. Proving that in this country communication is what can bridge any divide. For example you are a Liberal, bipolar, recovering alcoholic who lies his was through life and I am a tax paying, Bible reading, Conservative, Republican who has a nasty habit of telling the truth. I suppose we can't all be perfect.

Thank you for your service to Our Country,


Jason Sanborn
From the soon to be former State of Texas